People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things
And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”
PLEASE TELL ME THAT “FUCK OUT MY FACE” IS JUST A GRAMMAR FLUB
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
Based on its huge thigh bones, it was 40m (130ft) long and 20m (65ft) tall.
Weighing in at 77 tonnes, it was as heavy as 14 African elephants, and seven tonnes heavier than the previous record holder, Argentinosaurus.
Scientists believe it is a new species of titanosaur - an enormous long-neck herbivore dating from the Late Cretaceous period. They unearthed the partial skeletons of seven individuals - about 150 bones in total - all in “remarkable condition”
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day